F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

Aragorn: 'omg, pwn!'
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: 'OMG! PWNED!'
Gimli: 'LOLOOLOL! noobs'
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: 'FFS! Teams, foos!'
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: 'Now THIS is teh boss!'
Gandalf: 'OMG!'
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: 'LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!'
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: 'AIMBOT!'
ork: 'turn it off!'
Legolas: 'lolol!'
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: 'joo shall not pass!'
Balrog: '***?'
Gandalf: 'JOO SHALL NOT PASS!'
Balrog: 'Sif, noob'
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: 'ZOMG! PWNED!'
Frodo: 'OMG! Gandalf!'
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: 'D'oh'
Frodo: 'OMG, joo foo!'
Gandalf: 'fly u foos, fly!'
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server

Kokstra schreef dit, om 18:46